U R OKAY...I R NOT OKAY

You like what I did there? A little play on words to get this message started...

CMC, Jordan Love, Hawk Tua, Ha-Puka Matata, Cooper Kupp, and Isiah Pacheco to name a few who have been plagued by injury through just 2 weeks.

Here is a quick rundown with a special shoutout to Angelo and Scot. Enjoy.

Speaking of Scot and Sean Mcvay, I think I'm onto something here. Classic Sean "Kupp" Scot.

We are down to just 2 undefeated teams and two winless teams, with the rest falling 1-1.

Another fun factoid here, Tom Brady directed that movie back in 2007....Don't know why you dont believe me and you wanna go fact check me, but, it was "The Comebacks".

And here are those who did not, in fact, did not have a comeback.

Week 2 Minute Drill

Senior Citizens (Travis) got took to the cleaners by She Said Strip (Shain) who nearly doubled his points.

It Takes More (Angelo) dropped My Little Cooper Kupp (Jared) faster than he could drop to 0 wins. Well technically that's impossible, but we'll call it simultaneous.

Finkle is Einhorn (Steve) continues his dominance against Digg My Way to the Top (Toby) and remains 1 of only 2 undefeated teams left just 2 weeks in while dropping Toby to 1 of only 2 winless teams.

Big D Jay (Josh) had the closest match against Let Baker Bake (Devin). Josh let Baker bake and still smoked him. Showing Devin why his name is...

Jay

Rex Ryan's Foot Finder (name unknown) remained the second undefeated team by putting Dog Dad (Lyle) on a leash and taking him for a walk.

Shit Show of the Week of the Year

The moment we have all been waiting for. The SSOTWOTY - Shippythebarber (Scot).

I don't even know where to really start with Scot "Sean Puffy" Mcvay. They are like the same "coach". Both of their teams are completely obliterated by injuries, and they both know how to put up a terrible performance.

Combine that with the fact that he literally did not know that he had to draft players in the draft and you end up with some sweet ol durgerder. That's the only word/slash sound I could think of to describe it.

Scot Logic:

A. Let's not draft players in the draft

B. Let's have a team full of injured players

C. Lets get SSOTWOTY week 2 by putting up a measly 57 points and shoot for lowest of the yr.